The Duchess of Lunchmeat is in the Royal Court while Prince Phillip is busy trying to locate the the Duke of Rye, The Baron of Sourdough, and the Earl of Sandwich. And who said that the Brits had boring tastes in food? All we need is to add the Marquees de Mayo, the Viscount of Moutard, and His Royalness of Pumpernickel to round out this party.
Don't forget the Keg of Royal Crown Cola
Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
- Adlai Stevenson