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2020 Presidential Election
Good Old Joe - man enough to own his wrongs
"Good Enough" - Could be tested out as Joe Biden's campaign slogan
Trump Administration
Kellyanne Conartist - she lies, she plunders.
Kellyanne Gonaway - Wishful thinking on our part.
Orange One - Trump
Bannon Shocks: The guy who fills Trump's ears with goo.
Bannon Special, The: A special deal for a special guy.
Benito Mussolini (12/7/2017)
Bannon Special, The: A special deal for a special guy.
Benito Mussolini (12/7/2017)
Big Cheese = See Rancid Preebliss
Cruella de Conway - Just like Cruella de Ville except not with dalmations. Although dalmations, considered stupid, may actually be smarter than Trump himself. And Trump's chief enabler is Kellyanne Conway.
Fake News: One of Trump's numerous instruments for gaslighting the general public is to castigate mainstream news outlets which publish factual / unfavorable stories as "Fake News"
Fake News: One of Trump's numerous instruments for gaslighting the general public is to castigate mainstream news outlets which publish factual / unfavorable stories as "Fake News"
James Mattis - Former Defense Secretary-public Trump critic for making a "mockery of our Constitution" in a statement to The Atlantic on Wednesday, saying he was "appalled" at the president's response to mass protests in the wake of George Floyd's killing.
Kellyanne Conartist - she lies, she plunders.
Kellyanne Gonaway - Wishful thinking on our part.
Orange One - Trump
Rancid Preebliss = Also known as the Big Cheese.
Sharpie
Sharpie
Talking Heads = Short hand for the 3 major networks (ABC, CBS and NBC)
Thin Skinned Tangerine: He looks like an orange. And he is incredibly insecure. If it quacks like a duck then it must be a duck.
Transgender Tangerine = Imagine The Donald as the Queen.
Tangerine-Tinged Tangoed-Tycoon
Tronald Dump: Ditch Trump!
tRump: Bannon's Bad Boy
Tronald Dump: Ditch Trump!
tRump: Bannon's Bad Boy
TrumpCare = Supposed replacement for Obamacare.
TrumpDump - Daily analyses of the Trump presidency by Heather Cox Richardson.
TrumpTrunk is full of junk.
TrumpTrunk is full of junk.
Shock And Awe (The General Tommy Franks Syndrome)
Spice Guy
Steve-adores - Bannon and Miller.
Tramp - also known as Trump
The Well: The pit of bad, horrible, no good "ideas" Trump has come up with to bring disgrace to the highest office of the land. See this.
Spice Guy
Steve-adores - Bannon and Miller.
Tramp - also known as Trump
The Well: The pit of bad, horrible, no good "ideas" Trump has come up with to bring disgrace to the highest office of the land. See this.
Wartime President - this label has been expanded to include the Trump presidency during the COVID 19 emergency and the civil unrest and protesting after George Floyd died.
Whistle Blower Gate: working title for the makings of the 2019 Trump Impeachment Proceeding. Alt name includes SharpieGate.
Whistle Blower Gate: working title for the makings of the 2019 Trump Impeachment Proceeding. Alt name includes SharpieGate.
2016 Electoral Edition
Bloviating Trumpet = Donald Trump as a pesky clock.
Caca Phonies = Remember, Caca means "poop" in Spanish.
National Rifle Association = National Rifle Association. Also, the mother's milk of the modern Republican Party.
Trumpy = The Muppetization of Donald Trump, presumably for television ratings.
Yeb = The proper pronunciation for the presumed 2016 Republican presidential candidate, Jeb Bush. Also, is supposedly the Anglicized version of Yeb of Heb (in honor of his Hispanic wife.)
Caca Phonies = Remember, Caca means "poop" in Spanish.
The cacophony of the Caca Phonies is like the sad sounds of hyenas chewing on a dying zebra.Grinch of Ging: Porkie during the 2015 Holiday Season
National Rifle Association = National Rifle Association. Also, the mother's milk of the modern Republican Party.
Trumpy = The Muppetization of Donald Trump, presumably for television ratings.
Yeb = The proper pronunciation for the presumed 2016 Republican presidential candidate, Jeb Bush. Also, is supposedly the Anglicized version of Yeb of Heb (in honor of his Hispanic wife.)
