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	Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more Trump Rushed to Hospital to Have Lindsey Graham Surgically Removed Andy Borowitz May 26   READ IN APP   Joe Raedle/Getty Images BETHESDA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was admitted to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Tuesday to have Senator Lindsey Graham surgically removed. What was originally billed as a routine physical exam quickly became a medical emergency after doctors determined * that the South Carolina lawmaker, who had been attached to Trump since 2016, had to be amputated. A team of surgeons performed the seven-hour operation to remove the invasive parasite in a procedure known as a toadyectomy. Doctors said that Trump was “recovering well” but would soon have to return to the hospital to have House Speaker Mike Johnson removed.

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(Actually, Trump was at Bethesda Naval Hospital this morning and it was then that both Graham and Johnson were discovered during a regular prostate procedure)

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