Monday, January 20, 2025

Andy Borowitz

The Borowitz Report borowitzreport@substack.com 
Unsubscribe

4:11 AM (5 hours ago)
to me
Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more
Mark Ralston/AFP via Getty Images

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Monday's Inauguration will see the temperature and IQ dive into the twenties, according to official forecasts.

That figure will not be a historically low temperature but will be a record low IQ, experts say.

According to record-keepers, the IQ will plummet to a level seen only during the Inauguration of 2017, which notched the modern low for that metric.

To stay safe amid the plunging IQ, Americans are urged to remain indoors and use caution for the next 4 years.

TBR Question of the Day: Of all the passengers in Trump's clown car, who is the biggest clown? Leave your comment below:

Leave a comment



--
****
Juan Matute
The Harold Wilke House 
Claremont, California

"Think of how dumb the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that." — George Carlin
 


No comments:

Post a Comment