WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an eleventh-hour decision on Sunday, the Inauguration of Donald J. Trump has been moved from the Capitol Rotunda to the interior of a Tesla Cybertruck. The change of venue, dictated by Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), means that only people with a net worth of over 100 billion will be able to attend. "There's room for me, Zuckerberg, and Bezos, but, unfortunately, not JD Vance," Musk said. "I usually don't let employees to work remotely, but JD will be allowed to call in." The decision to hold the Inauguration inside the electric vehicle pleased Trump, who estimated the number of people inside the truck at 4 million. TBR Question of the Day: Where would you hold Trump's Inauguration? Leave your comment below:
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Juan Matute
The Harold Wilke House
Claremont, California
"Think of how dumb the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that." — George Carlin
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