Saturday, August 31, 2024

Something to Know - 1 September

A new month, and the same old story on Trump.   His campaign is looking for something to grab on to, but nothing seems to work.  His playbook of tired old nasty stuff is not helping him, and he is not helping himself by his weird actions.   He at least realizes that some of his previous statements and promises are very unpopular, and when he tries to walk them back or change what is history, he looks helpless.   His running mate of no particular talent, sophistication or competence is proof that he is over his head.   Trump proves his being as a helpless fool as he tries to figure out how to handle his giant faux pax at Arlington National Cemetery.   The Democrats can work on other items of unification and voter appeal, and do well by just letting the MAGA Republicans step in their own waste.


Feline fine?   Andy is purring today"


Now, for the closing presentation, a publication with the name of a certain vegetable-spice, has a contribution which will challenge those who are not sure what Satire is:

Aides Beg J.D. Vance To Stop Carrying Model Of Woman's Pelvis While Meeting Voters 

LEXINGTON, KY—Stating that the anatomical facsimile of the female groin was having the opposite of the vice presidential candidate's intended effect, aides begged J.D. Vance on Monday to stop carrying around a model of a woman's pelvis while meeting with voters. "I can't stress enough how much people don't like it when you silently hold a life-size model of a woman's genitals up to their face when they're talking about their family's financial struggles," said Vance advisor Reid Keck, adding that the expression of revulsion on the Ohio senator's face whenever he looked at the model of the female pubic region wasn't helping either. "I know it's not what you're used to, but you can probably leave words like fallopian tube, cervix, labia, and vulva out of your stump speech entirely. To be honest, you should also stop gesturing at people in the audience with that speculum." At press time, aides were reportedly in damage control mode after Vance, in a new attempt to appeal to suburban women, opened an event by smashing the model of a woman's pelvis on stage.


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Juan Matute
The Harold Wilke House 
Claremont, California

Here is the latest Lincoln Project anti-Trump ad
     (New link as of 30 August)
 - click on it)
― The Lincoln Project


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