Tuesday, June 25, 2024

Andy Borowitz

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President Biden

ATLANTA (The Borowitz Report)—In what some are calling a masterstroke of psychological warfare, President Biden revealed on Tuesday that he will participate in this week's televised debate attired as a shark.

The move immediately drew howls of protest from Donald J. Trump, who called Biden "a rigged shark," but the president's campaign held firm.

"There is nothing in the debate rules that prohibits a participant from dressing as a giant man-eating fish," a Biden spokesman said.

As if to taunt his adversary, Biden appeared in a video today dressed as the carnivorous sea creature, telling Trump, "Shark Week came early, pal."

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