Friday, April 19, 2024

Andy Borowitz

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - On the final day of jury selection in the hush money trial of Donald J. Trump, Judge Juan Merchan dismissed a Manhattan woman who expressed extremely negative views about the defendant. 

The woman testified that it would be "impossible" to render an unbiased judgment of a man she considered "vicious, cruel, and devoid of human decency."

"The idea of spending the next few weeks in the same room with him nauseates me," she added. "Please, let me go." 

Asked if she had had any personal interaction with the defendant, she said, "He wouldn't know my name."

Although the woman's comments riveted the entire courtroom, they failed to awaken Trump.



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