Sunday, April 12, 2020

Something to Pass The Day - 12 April

Most of the stuff I have read so far is all about how Trump screwed up royally on his response and his leadership on the CoronaVirus.   So, there is no use in passing on any of that, because you already KNOW that.   Instead, Dr. Mansfield in the Long Beach news bureau gave this to pass on:

 Car Keys


They weren't in my pockets.   Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen .


Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:  I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."


There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.  "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"


Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."


He retorted,   "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your d@#n car!"


"Welcome to the Golden Years"


Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

- Kris Kristofferson

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