Fauci: No Evidence That Warmer
Weather Will Make Trump
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to what he called "wishful thinking"
on the part of millions of Americans, Dr. Anthony Fauci said on Thursday that there was
"no scientific evidence" that warmer weather will make Donald J. Trump disappear.
Answering a question from CNN's Jake Tapper, Fauci said, "There's a lot of stuff on the
Internet about how, when the warmer weather comes, maybe Trump will disappear, or at
least somewhat diminish the wreckage he causes. Unfortunately, there's no evidence to
suggest that this will be the case."
Fauci said that, based on the photographic and video record of Trump at his Mar-a-Lago
resort, "He appears to be more active in the warmer weather."
"When the temperature goes up, he seems to get less lethargic and goes golfing," Fauci said.
"This suggests that, when the summer months come, we could be seeing a second wave of
The esteemed virologist did hold out some hope to Americans who have been counting on
a seasonal change to make Trump vanish. "Something like that could happen in November,"
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