Andy Borowitz

Sharpie is his own worst enemy.  His second worst is Rudy.  This all reads out like a cheap novel.  Laurel and Hardy could not have done better:

Obama to Produce Netflix Series About Trump's Impeachment

By Andy Borowitz

10:25 A.M.

Photograph by Jochen Zick / Action Press / Shutterstock

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Former President Barack Obama has inked a ninety-million-dollar deal to produce a Netflix series about Donald J. Trump's impeachment, Netflix confirmed on Friday.

Production on the series could begin as early as October, in Washington and Kiev, Obama told reporters.

"We've already hit the ground running on the script," Obama said. "Rudy Giuliani has given us a lot to work from."

Obama said that casting for the roles of Trump and Mike Pence had already begun. "Pence has a much bigger role in this than you might think," he added.

The former President acknowledged, however, that dramatizing the story of the Trump impeachment was not without challenges. "Right now, the main character reveals the smoking gun himself in the first episode," he said. "There's virtually no mystery."

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