Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Andy Borowitz


Trump Comes Out Strongly Against Intelligence

Photograph by Jabin Botsford / The Washington Post / Getty

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Using some of his harshest rhetoric in recent memory, President Donald J. Trump came out strongly against intelligence on Wednesday morning.

"I've listened to these people with so-called intelligence go on and on, and, quite frankly, it's a waste of time," he said. "I know a lot more than people with intelligence do."

Trump added that he has stopped receiving intelligence briefings at the White House, arguing, "I can do my job without any intelligence whatsoever."

He said that he has chosen, instead, to seek advice from his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and from his elder children, Ivanka, Eric, and Donald, Jr. "You won't find a trace of intelligence in anything they say," he boasted.

At a briefing for the White House press corps, the President's press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, denied that Trump's war on intelligence was a new development. "Intelligence has never played a role in Donald Trump's life," she said.



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"Yes, yes, but I bring that out in people. I do. I'm not saying that's an asset or a liability, but I do bring that out. ...I bring rage out. I do bring rage out. I always have."
- Candidate Donald J. Trump in April, 2016

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