Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Today's Borowitz Report

Saxby Chambliss - the Georgia redneck who long ago picked up then Senator Max Cleland (including his heroism) from his wheelchair and trashed his war record (not mentioning his lack of three limbs taken by a grenade from throwing himself on it to save his soldier buddies)......and then threw him under the bus to take his senate seat.    Yes....that Saxby Chambliss...  well he is back saying stupid things for the Party of Stupid:

The Borowitz Report

JUNE 5, 2013




WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia) sought today to explain his controversial remarks about sexual assaults in the military, telling reporters that his comments were the result of "declining levels of brain function created by nature."

"There are old men sitting in the United States Senate who are seventy or seventy-five or eighty," he said. "Gee whiz, the declining levels of brain function created by nature sets in place the possibility for these types of things to occur."

While acknowledging the controversy that his remarks created, Mr. Chambliss made no apology for them, saying, "It's always a good thing when a Republican brings up a more nuanced view of rape."

"If my memory serves, that's been a winning issue for us in the past," he said.


"In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the
rest of us would have to settle for something less, because passing
civilization along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest
honor and the highest responsibility anyone could have."
-- Lee Iacocca

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