February 28, 2012
Santorum Proposes Replacing Church, State with New Entity Called 'Sturch'
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LANSING (The Borowitz Report) – Telling a crowd of supporters that the separation of church and state "makes me want to throw up," GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum today proposed replacing church and state with a new entity he called "sturch."
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