Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Andy Borowitz

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CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS (The Borowitz Report)—A new study published on Wednesday by Harvard Medical School has found a link between the overuse of Botox and pathological lying.

"Repeated injections of Botox to the face interact with proteins in the brain," Professor Harland Dorrinson, who supervised the study, said. "The result is an acute allergic reaction to the truth."

Though over-injecting Botox makes it difficult for a user to move the facial muscles necessary for speech, he said, "to the extent that the person's mouth is capable of moving, it will be lying."

The study revealed other negative side effects of Botox, such as swelling in the cranium that requires the user to wear an enormous hat.



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Something to Know - 14 January

Outrage from Minnesota is now taking hold of middle America and soccer moms and "White" people across the land.   What was formerly known only to people of color and other citizens of immigrant backgrounds has migrated to your average White Anglo-Saxon Protestants (WASPS).   The outrage is spiraling as Trump doubles down on his agenda of violence and fear to control everyone.   The problem is, Doubling Down may not be a one-sided tactic.   When it becomes two-sided, we have the beginnings of a revolutionary war.   Is this where we are going?  How is it stopped, and who is going to stop it?

Heather Cox Richardson from Letters from an American heathercoxrichardson@substack.com 
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Officials in the Trump administration insist its surges of federal agents into Democratic-led cities are necessary to round up undocumented immigrants, but the agents' mission increasingly looks as if it is to frighten opponents of the administration into submission. But instead of submission, they appear to be sparking deeper and deeper opposition.

Since agent Jonathan Ross shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis, protests against Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) have broken out across the nation. Federal agents in Minnesota have responded by increasing their violent attacks, many of which have involved U.S. citizens and have been captured on video: agents breaking into a home with weapons drawn, a teenager dragged away from his job, agents guarding a restroom at Target, engaging in door-to-door searches without warrants, using illegal chokeholds, dragging people out of their cars.

Confronted with footage of officers using prohibited chokeholds, White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson told ProPublica reporters Nicole Foy and McKenzie Funk: "Officers act heroically to enforce the law and protect American communities." On Air Force One Sunday evening, Trump cut to the heart of MAGA's attacks on those resisting ICE when, speaking about Renee Good, he told reporters: "At a very minimum, that woman was very, very disrespectful to law enforcement."

Luke Broadwater and Katie Rogers of the New York Times noted the response of Representative Jamie Raskin (D-MD) to Trump's comment. Raskin recalled that the insurrectionists who attacked the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, "violently attacked police officers and called them everything from traitors to pigs to racial epithets, and ruthlessly taunted them and maligned them for hours," and yet Trump pardoned them.

Raskin concluded that "Donald Trump's very dubious characterization of Renee Good as having been disrespectful is not only factually suspect, but it's legally irrelevant. The police do not have the right to shoot people in the head because they consider them having acted in a disrespectful way. That legal standard would have led to a slaughter on January 6."

In The Atlantic yesterday, David Frum explained that the administration's attacks on Good are not at all a true defense of law and order. "For MAGA America," he wrote, "ICE is an instrument for cleansing violence." ICE's social media accounts celebrate videos of armed agents hurting unarmed nonwhite men and women who are then shown weeping, pacing, or with their head in their hands in a jail cell. Most of the situations the videos show, Frum writes, could be managed "with a couple of plainclothes officers bearing holstered sidearms." But the point is not to enforce the law; "[t]he point is to prove that the fearsome power of the American state is being wielded by righteous MAGA hands against despised MAGA targets."

Frum notes that ICE has lowered its standards to fit the deportation targets White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller has announced, lower standards that have increased the numbers of untrained and violent agents on the streets, but Frum attributes much of the violence of ICE to the fact that "its main purpose has become theatrical…. ICE is less a law-enforcement agency than it is a content creator."

Frum argues that the violence shows MAGA that a government they control is demanding respect from those overeducated coastal elites they think get too much respect. By punishing Good rather than letting her drive away, Ross made sure she didn't get away with disrespecting him.

The scenes ICE is performing seem to be the logical outcome of the idea of cowboy individualism Republicans have pushed since the 1980s: white men reclaiming the government they insist has been corrupted by Black Americans, women, and people of color and using the power of that government to defend the "real" America. In that scheme, anyone resisting the government is not showing proper subservience and is anti-American by definition.

But the protests against ICE have created a problem for the MAGA ideology. Key to the idea of the individualist man as a real American is that he will protect white women. And yet white women are among those standing in the front lines against Trump, and now an ICE agent has killed one.

On Sunday, David Marcus of Fox News warned that "organized gangs of wine moms" are using "Antifa tactics to harass and impede Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents." He claimed that those people organizing to protect their neighborhoods from ICE may be "criminal conspiracies." He complained of "self-important White women" protesting "with a weird and disturbing glee." He seemed to threaten them by warning: "if we simply allow these cosplaying would-be revolutionaries to do whatever they want…, Renee Good will not be the last to needlessly die."

On Monday, Will Cain of the Fox News Channel echoed Marcus, saying: "There's a weird kind of smugness...in the way that some of these liberal white women interact with authority."

That idea that anyone challenging MAGA government is anti-American—even, perhaps, white women—helps to explain the Department of Justice's decision not to investigate the shooting as an attack on Good's civil rights, but instead to consider it as an assault on a federal officer. It is investigating not the shooting but the ties of Good and her widow to local activists. This continued attempt to blame Good for her own murder has led to the resignations of at least six career prosecutors from the Justice Department's Civil Rights Division.

Reality is crumbling the MAGA fantasy that their leaders could fix the United States if only they purged it of their opponents and stripped away the laws and governmental systems those opponents have created over decades.

Americans are demonstrating that they do not want to answer to ICE and CBP agents, decked out as if they are a war zone while parading in groups through the suburbs, cosplaying as military heroes. Rather than seeming as if they deserve respect, they look both lawless and foolish. Rather than hiding, Americans are forming squads to alert neighborhoods to their presence, escorting children to and from school, and helping feed neighbors who are afraid to leave their homes.

An Economist/YouGov poll released today shows that only 43% of American adults oppose abolishing ICE, while 46% support abolishing ICE. Popular podcaster Joe Rogan, who endorsed Trump in 2024, today likened ICE to the Gestapo, Nazi Germany's secret police.

Yesterday, the state of Illinois sued the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) for "unlawful and dangerous tactics" agents from Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) used in what the administration called "Operation Midway Blitz." Illinois officials noted that federal immigration agents have enforced immigration laws in Illinois for decades without significant effect on public order or public safety. Now things have changed.

Illinois attorney general Kwame Raoul said: "Border Patrol agents and ICE officers have acted as occupiers rather than officers of the law. They randomly, and often violently, question residents. Without warrants or probable cause, they brutally detain citizens and non-citizens alike. They use tear gas and other chemical weapons against bystanders, injuring dozens, including children, the elderly and local police officers." Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker said their actions have undermined constitutional rights and threatened public safety.

Minnesota and the state's two largest cities, Minneapolis and St. Paul, also sued the Trump administration yesterday. Minnesota attorney general Keith Ellison called the federal immigration operation that began on January 6 "a federal invasion." "These poorly trained, aggressive and armed agents of the federal state have terrorized Minnesota with widespread unlawful conduct."

"Do the people of Minnesota really want to live in a community in which there are thousands of already convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent released and escaped prisoners, dangerous people from foreign mental institutions and insane asylums, and other deadly criminals too dangerous to even mention," Trump posted on social media, revisiting the fact-free refrains of his rallies. "All the patriots of ICE want to do is remove them from your neighborhood and send them back to the prisons and mental institutions from where they came, most in foreign Countries who illegally entered the USA though [sic] Sleepy Joe Biden's HORRIBLE Open Border's Policy. Every place we go, crime comes down. In Chicago, despite a weak and incompetent Governor and Mayor fighting us all the way, a big improvement was made. Thousands of Criminals were removed! Minnesota Democrats love the unrest that anarchists and professional agitators are causing because it gets the spotlight off of the 19 Billion Dollars that was stolen by really bad and deranged people. FEAR NOT, GREAT PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA, THE DAY OF RECKONING & RETRIBUTION IS COMING!"

Today, as Trump visited a Michigan Ford plant, 40-year-old T.J. Sabula, a United Auto Workers Local 600 line worker, shouted "pedophile protector" at him in reference to the administration's cover-up of the Epstein files. Trump responded by giving him the finger and mouthing "f*ck you, f*ck you."

Sabula told Natalie Allison and Dan Merica of the Washington Post that he has been suspended from work pending an investigation, but that he has "definitely no regrets whatsoever."




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Tuesday, January 13, 2026

ICE Investigates Renee Nicole Good

The murder of Renee Good is resulting in federal agencies investigating her background to see about her connection to violent insurrection activities.   She is no more subversive than I and thousands of other volunteers who arrive on ICE raids to record and observe the actions of our federal government.  We also provide information and assistance to individuals targeted by ICE.   So rather than arrest and indict the ICE agent who committed the murder, "they" are on a campaign to smear the victim of a murder.


(CNN) — The woman killed by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son's school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training.

The documents shed new light on Renee Good's connection to efforts to monitor and potentially disrupt ICE operations – an association that federal officials have made clear is at the center of their review into the deadly incident that occurred as she partially blocked ICE agents in the street with her SUV.

But four legal experts who reviewed the documents for CNN said they largely describe nonviolent civil disobedience tactics practiced at American protests for generations – far from the sinister depiction of extremism and domestic terrorism portrayed by Trump administration officials like Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and Vice President JD Vance.

"There's nothing in there that suggests attacking ICE agents or engaging in any other form of physical harm or property damage," said Timothy Zick, a professor at William and Mary Law School who wrote a book on protest law. "This is authoritarianism 101 where you blame the dissenters and the activists for causing their own death."

Three top federal prosecutors in Minneapolis resigned Tuesday over pressure from the Trump administration to focus their probe on the actions of Good and those around her, according to a person briefed on the matter.

One of the documents linked by the school appears to be a message to parents dated December 16 that begins, "Thank you to families who have been on ICE watch, helping to protect their neighbors."

The note links to a separate training document with guides on getting whistles to alert neighbors to ICE raids and contact information for a school parent offering "noncooperation training."

"ICE are untrained bullies looking for easy targets. Neighbors showing up have saved lives," that training document reads.

Another guide linked to in the training document stresses nonviolent responses to ICE agents, while also encouraging a refusal to "comply with demands, requests, and orders." It suggests "creative tactics," noting that "Crowds, props, traffic, and noise can make detentions difficult, sometimes ICE vehicles can't move ('whoops!')." It does not specifically suggest blocking operations with a vehicle.

The December 16 note, titled "School Report," was an item on the school board's meeting on that date, an agenda shows – a meeting that Good attended as one of three parents on the board of the Southside Family Charter School.

Records don't indicate that the board voted on the message. It's unclear whether it was more widely shared with families at Southside, a small charter school with a long history of progressive activism. Neither the school nor other board members who served with Good responded to messages from CNN.

Two sources familiar with the school said the "School Report" message appeared similar to past newsletters shared with parents, but neither was on the email list at the time to confirm if it was sent out.

The "School Report" message was uploaded to the school's public Google Drive about two weeks into the federal operation ramping up immigration enforcement actions in the Minneapolis area, which federal officials had launched to target the region's Somali community.

Good was partially blocking a street with her SUV on Wednesday as ICE agents operated in the area. An ICE officer who was filming Good shot her after she started to accelerate her SUV. Videos of the deadly interaction show that Good was turning her vehicle away from the agent as she pulled forward, but it's unclear whether she made contact with him before he fired.

Federal officials have claimed without providing evidence that Good was engaging in "domestic terrorism" and had been "stalking agents all day long," while some state and local lawmakers have decried that rhetoric as false and incendiary.

Good's family members have said that she and her wife had come from dropping off their son earlier that morning at Southside, about a mile and a half from where Good was shot.

Good's wife, Becca Good, said in a statement last week that the couple had "stopped to support our neighbors," adding, "We had whistles. They had guns."

Legal experts who spoke to CNN said it was troubling that federal officials appeared to be focusing on low-level violations by protesters instead of the shooting of Good itself.

Gregory Magarian, a professor and First Amendment expert at Washington University School of Law in St. Louis, said that the noncooperation tactics described in the guide could potentially violate some laws depending on the context of the situation. But overall, he said, the document endorsed standard nonviolent protest actions that don't merit an investigation by federal law enforcement.

"If the FBI has an inkling of investigating the protest organizers, it should read that and say, 'OK, there's not a fruitful path of inquiry here. Nothing about that raises red flags, nothing about that raises alarms, we should get back to doing our job,'" Magarian said. The idea that the agency would investigate protesters instead of the use of deadly force is "appalling and really dangerous," he added.

Lauren Bonds, the executive director of the National Police Accountability Project, added that attempts to investigate activists and protesters appear to have "the goal of trying to justify the officer's conduct."

Good joined the Southside school board in August 2025, a few months after she moved to Minneapolis with her wife and six-year-old son, according to board meeting notes. Her leadership role at the school has not been previously reported.

Southside, an elementary school that was founded in 1972, had 111 students enrolled last year, according to a school board document. It offers programming like student trips to the South to study the history of the Civil Rights Movement and "hands-on experience planting and harvesting" as part of a curriculum on environmental issues.

"The heart of the school's mission, social justice education, is woven into every subject and grade level," an annual report read. "By addressing social justice issues at an early age, the school encourages children to see themselves as citizen activists who can change the world and also helps children avoid internalizing the effects of discrimination."

The documents show that Good was deeply involved with the school community, even as a relatively recent arrival. Good regularly attended board meetings, with records of one meeting noting that "Renee had some questions about the future growth of the school."

The same school bulletin that encouraged activism to monitor ICE last month also shared how Good and her wife had "brought pots for us to paint" to a school event: "We will sell them at our plant sale in the spring. They look beautiful!"

Rashad Rich, a former physical education teacher at Southside who taught Good's son in his class, said the couple were familiar faces at the school.

When they dropped off their son, he "would say goodbye several times before they could leave, and then they would drive around the front of the school so they had a window where he could see them," Rich told CNN. "They'd wave. They were just awesome parents."

In the wake of Good's shooting, Rich said, teachers and staff members at the school have had their names and addresses posted on social media.

"They're getting threats," he said. "It's a scary thing right now."

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A New Beginning - A Manifesto

 We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,
 that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving
 their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right
 of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such 
 form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness.

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Something to Know - 13 January

The amount of news reporting material that the Trump administration is providing each day is an example of a sick man going wild with power.   The Executive Branch of our federal government exists to carry out the legislation that is passed by Congress.   Well, if you are familiar with our Constitution you know how the business of the people is supposed to work.   Instead, we have maniacs at the helm knocking down government buildings, launching into taking over other countries, pulling out of pacts and agreements on the international stage, and ignoring the health and welfare of the citizenry, while paying no attention to the Constitution he swore to uphold and defend.  With this all being said, he is currently overstepping and proceeding with criminal investigations and punishment of the head of the Federal Reserve and an American Patriot and hero for advising anyone who has sworn to the oath in the military that anything said that Trump does not like is subject to the discipline in the Code of Military Justice.   The enemy is within our own government; a chemically blond mole.


Heather Cox Richardson from Letters from an American heathercoxrichardson@substack.com 
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Today, Democratic senator Mark Kelly of Arizona sued Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, the Defense Department, Navy Secretary John Phelan, and the Navy Department for violating his First Amendment rights, the Speech and Debate Clause of the U.S. Constitution, the separation of powers, due process, the law that establishes ranks for retired commissioned officers (10 USC 1370), and the Administrative Procedure Act that establishes the ways in which agencies can make regulations.

While this sounds complicated, at its heart it's about the attempt of the Donald J. Trump administration to trample Congress and create a military loyal to Trump alone.

Defense Secretary Hegseth came to his position from his job as a weekend host on the Fox News Channel. Before that, he served in the Army Reserve and the National Guard but, as Kelly and Senator Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) noted in a Military Times op-ed questioning Hegseth's fitness for the position, he never rose to a command position and his "track record falls short of military standards." He is the least-experienced defense secretary in U.S. history.

His attack on Kelly, who is a retired Navy officer and astronaut, began after Kelly and five other Democrats in Congress—Senator Elissa Slotkin (D-MI), and Representatives Chris Deluzio (D-PA), Maggie Goodlander (D-NH), Chrissy Houlahan (D-PA), and Jason Crow (D-CO)—all of whom are veterans, released a video on November 18, 2025, in which they warned members of the military and the intelligence community that the administration was "pitting our uniformed military and intelligence community professionals against American citizens."

"Like us, you all swore an oath to protect and defend this Constitution," the video continued. "Right now, the threats to our Constitution aren't just coming from abroad, but from right here at home. Our laws are clear: You can refuse illegal orders; you must refuse illegal orders. No one has to carry out orders that violate the law or our Constitution. We know this is hard and that it's a difficult time to be a public servant. But whether you're serving in the CIA, the Army, our Navy, the Air Force, your vigilance is critical."

The lawmakers concluded: "Know that we have your back, because now, more than ever, the American people need you. We need you to stand up for our laws, our Constitution, and who we are as Americans."

The video simply reiterated the law, but White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller promptly posted on social media, "Democrat lawmakers are now openly calling for insurrection," and by the next day, Trump was reposting comments that called for the lawmakers to be arrested, "thrown out of their offices," "frog marched out of their homes at 3:00 AM with FOX News cameras filming the whole thing," and "charged with sedition." He reposted "Insurrection. TREASON!" and a message from a user who wrote: "HANG THEM GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!!"

On November 24, the "Department of War" posted on social media that it was investigating Kelly, after "serious allegations of misconduct." It suggested that Kelly could be recalled to active duty "for court-martial proceedings or administrative measures."

Over a photograph of the medals on his uniform, Kelly responded on social media: "When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired—which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents.

"In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much.

"Secretary Hegseth's tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President's posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death.

"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution."

Charlotte Clymer, who writes Charlotte's Web Thoughts, walked readers through Kelly's citations. They include the Navy Pilot Astronaut Badge, earned by fewer than 200 service members, and the NASA Distinguished Service Medal. As Clymer notes, the NASA Distinguished Service Medal is "the highest award bestowed by NASA and one of the rarest awards in the federal government." Since the medal was created in 1959, it has been awarded fewer than 400 times.

On January 5, Hegseth issued a formal censure of Kelly, saying Kelly's call for military personnel to refuse unlawful orders "undermines the chain of command," "counsels disobedience," "creates confusion about duty," "brings discredit upon the armed forces," and "is conduct unbecoming an officer." Hegseth said he was directing the secretary of the Navy to look into reducing Kelly's retirement grade.

Kelly responded: "Over twenty-five years in the U.S. Navy, thirty-nine combat missions, and four missions to space, I risked my life for this country and to defend our Constitution—including the First Amendment rights of every American to speak out. I never expected that the President of the United States and the Secretary of Defense would attack me for doing exactly that.

"My rank and retirement are things that I earned through my service and sacrifice for this country. I got shot at. I missed holidays and birthdays. I commanded a space shuttle mission while my wife Gabby recovered from a gunshot wound to the head—all while proudly wearing the American flag on my shoulder. Generations of servicemembers have made these same patriotic sacrifices for this country, earning the respect, appreciation, and rank they deserve.

"Pete Hegseth wants to send the message to every single retired servicemember that if they say something he or Donald Trump doesn't like, they will come after them the same way. It's outrageous and it is wrong. There is nothing more un-American than that.

"If Pete Hegseth, the most unqualified Secretary of Defense in our country's history, thinks he can intimidate me with a censure or threats to demote me or prosecute me, he still doesn't get it. I will fight this with everything I've got—not for myself, but to send a message back that Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump don't get to decide what Americans in this country get to say about their government."

Kelly's lawsuit notes that the First Amendment prohibits the government from retaliating against those engaging in protected speech and that the Constitution's protection of the speech and debate of lawmakers provides additional safeguards. Indeed, the lawsuit says, "never in our nation's history has the Executive Branch imposed military sanctions on a Member of Congress for engaging in disfavored political speech."

If the court permits that unprecedented step, the lawsuit argues, it would allow the executive branch to punish members of Congress for engaging in their duty of congressional oversight.

Kelly asked the court "to declare the censure letter, reopening determination, retirement grade determination proceedings, and related actions unlawful and unconstitutional; to vacate those actions; to enjoin their enforcement; and to preserve the status of a coequal Congress and an apolitical military."

The warning Kelly and the other five Democratic lawmakers offered to military personnel that they must refuse illegal orders took on renewed meaning this evening. Charlie Savage, Eric Schmitt, John Ismay, Julian E. Barnes, Riley Mellen, and Christiaan Triebert of the New York Times reported that when the U.S. military attacked a small boat apparently coming from Venezuela on September 2, 2025, the first such attack of what now number at least 35, it used a secret aircraft that had been disguised to look like a civilian plane.

The journalists report that disguising a military aircraft to look like a civilian plane is a war crime called "perfidy." "Shielding your identity is an element of perfidy," former deputy judge advocate general of the U.S. Air Force retired Major General Steven J. Lepper told the reporters. "If the aircraft flying above is not identifiable as a combatant aircraft, it should not be engaged in combatant activity." The Defense Department manual concerning the law of war explains that combatants must distinguish themselves from the civilian population and may not "kill or wound the enemy by resort to perfidy."

It explicitly prohibits "feigning civilian status and then attacking."


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