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	Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole Andy Borowitz Jan 27   READ IN APP   Tom Homan (R) said he would assume Greg Bovino's post but not his helmet. (Scott Olson and Win McNamee/Getty Images) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Taking decisive action to stem a spiraling crisis, on Tuesday the White House replaced an asshole with a different asshole. Stephen Miller, widely regarded as the senior asshole in the Trump administration, masterminded the sociopath substitution, White House sources said. Minutes after the decision was made to swap psychos, Miller assembled an array of qualified miscreants in the White House Situation Room, including Kristi Noem, Pete Hegseth, Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, and Marco Rubio. "Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again," Miller told reporters. "We have a very deep bench."

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