Tuesday, October 21, 2025

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What was Little Marco really whispering to Metamucilini?

Thousands of you voted on the three finalists in TBR's Caption Contest, and we have a winner:

"His name is JD Vance…he's your vice-president."

Congratulations to the winner, Michael Cunningham!

In addition to global Internet fame, Michael has received a signed copy of my book PROFILES IN IGNORANCE.

Thanks again to all who entered the contest, and to all who voted!


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Juan Matute
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Claremont, California


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