Apparently Trump thinks his action on Iran could escalate, and realizes that he going to have to reinstate the Selective Service (known as the "DRAFT") for filling the manpower required for future military operations. (This will result in needing more Podiatrist MDs which will help the unemployment problem.)
| 8:02 PM (2 minutes ago) |  | ||
| ||||
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a nationally televised address Saturday night, Donald J. Trump announced that he had ordered his son Barron to visit a podiatrist. "My fellow Americans, earlier this evening, at my command, Barron saw a podiatrist," said Trump, flanked by JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth. "I am pleased to announce that he has returned home safely." "Barron's mission was to obtain a note from the doctor," Trump added. "Mission accomplished." Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.
|
****
Juan Matute
The Harold Wilke House
Claremont, California
Humpty Trumpty Shat on His Wall
No comments:
Post a Comment