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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what critics are calling an inflammatory move, Donald J. Trump announced on Tuesday that he was sending Stephen Miller to Los Angeles to act as a human repellant.
"No one empties a room faster than Stephen," Trump said. "He's better than teargas."
But Trump's plan faces a stiff legal challenge from human rights lawyers, who argue that the use of Stephen Miller violates the Geneva Conventions.
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Juan Matute
The Harold Wilke House
Claremont, California
Humpty Trumpty Shat on His Wall
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