Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz is my go-to article when the usual parade of news articles are either uninspiring or my mind is exhausted by the continued disharmony.   So, I am backing away today, and maybe later something shiny and bright will come along.

The Borowitz Report <borowitzreport@substack.com>	4:35 AM (3 hours ago)
to me

	Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more Biden Covered Up Health Woes with Four Years of Booming Economy May 20   READ IN APP   Brandon Bell/Getty Images WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bombshell report that stirred controversy on Tuesday, a prominent conspiracy theorist claimed that Joe Biden concealed his health problems by making the American economy boom for four straight years. "Biden thought he could hide his health issues by making the U.S. economy the envy of the world," the conspiracist, Harland Dorrinson, said. "Low unemployment, a surging stock market, and a stable dollar all played their parts in the cover-up." Strengthening NATO and bolstering relationships with allies were also key components of Biden's elaborate scheme to hide his health woes, Dorrinson said. "Biden kept the media distracted by making the US trusted and respected around the world," he said. "Trump would never do that."

 

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Juan Matute

The Harold Wilke House 

Claremont, California

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