Kind of busy this morning, so here is Andy Borowitz, followed by a link oy HCR this morning (which you do not want to miss)
HEAVEN (The Borowitz Report)—In a wide-ranging interview on Thursday, former President Jimmy Carter said that the best part of Heaven "by far" is the knowledge that he will never see Donald J. Trump again. "Don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful for the gift of eternal life," he said. "But an eternity without Trump is the greatest gift of all." Carter said that he was "far from alone" in appreciating his Trump-free existence, adding, "Nelson Mandela just said the same thing." Asked if he had seen Trump on cable news criticizing his sale of the Panama Canal, Carter responded, "We don't have cable news up here. I've heard it's on nonstop in the other place."
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Juan Matute
The Harold Wilke House
Claremont, California
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