The Circus will be coming to Washington DC in January of 2025. As of this notice, the event formerly known as the Ringling Brothers -Barnum and Bailey, has been taken over by a new firm - Felons and Convicts. Its headquarters is in Florida, and the circus acts are forming now as fast as the head felon can sign them up. The team of Bannon and Stone are the main talent consultants, and the occupants of the Clown Car will be identified just as soon as their credentials are double checked for accuracy. The new CIA director position has issued this press release:
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In his latest major appointment, on Thursday Donald J. Trump nominated a new chief of the Central Intelligence Agency. Speaking to reporters, Trump praised his nominee's "extensive experience with Russia." "I have phone conversations with him every day, and he knows everything I know," Trump told reporters. "Plus, the CIA won't be the first spy agency he's worked for." Citing another qualification of his nominee, Trump said, "He already has a great working relationship with Tulsi."
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Juan Matute
The Harold Wilke House
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