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CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting that he has "still got it," on Wednesday Donald J. Trump brought Sen. JD Vance's streak of saying the day's most idiotic things to an abrupt end.

Trump said that his running mate's formidable streak of ignorant remarks was "very much on my mind" when he sat down for his interview at the convention of the National Association of Black Journalists.

"JD is very talented when it comes to offending millions of people, but I needed to show that I was still the undisputed champion," Trump said. "When he said that thing about childless cat ladies, I said to myself, 'Hold my beer.'"

For his part, Vance praised Trump for his racist comments at the NABJ gathering, asserting, "I have so much to learn from him."



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