Tuesday, July 30, 2024

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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—The JD Vance era ended on Tuesday as Donald J. Trump replaced his embattled running mate with the former Alaska governor Sarah Palin.

Unveiling his new VP pick at Mar-a-Lago, Trump said, "I wish JD well, but we needed an upgrade."

Palin was more outspoken about her predecessor, saying, "When you're running for vice president, you can't keep saying the first dumb thing that pops into your head."

When asked about the search process that led to Palin, Trump said, "Dan Quayle said no."



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