Andy Borowitz

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	Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more New York Woman Panics at Prospect of Four More Years With Trump JUN 28   READ IN APP   Molly Riley/AFP NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Alarmed by what she observed in the first presidential debate, a New York woman said on Friday that she was in "a state of total panic" at the thought of four more years with Donald J. Trump.  She urged all Americans to "work harder than ever" to "prevent such a ghastly outcome from becoming a reality." "We cannot—we must not—let this happen," she said. "Now is not the time to say, 'I don't care, do u?'" She also blasted the CNN moderators for failing to fact-check Trump during the debate, adding, "I know better than anyone how hard it is to keep up with his lies—but come on."

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