Andy Borowitz

Andy's contribution today is classic.   Andy is one of the best satirists around, but this hits to the heart of dislike.   This is especially meaningful to those of us who were young enough to experience the inevitability of being called to service as a draftee or willingly volunteer.   We did our time, and paid a price.   To be reminded of cadet bone spur only confirms our feelings:

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	Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist MAY 28   READ IN APP   Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty Images QUEENS, NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what has become a Memorial Day tradition for him, on Monday Donald J. Trump laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist.   Trump made his annual pilgrimage to pay homage to the heroic doctors who issued bogus diagnoses to ensure that their privileged patients never answered the call of duty. In an emotional tribute, Trump thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free. Choking back tears, he said, "They gave everything so people like me could give nothing."

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Juan Matute

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