Sunday, August 23, 2020

Andy Borowitz and AOC

Obama Renews Lease Inside 

Trump's Head

President Barack Obama speaks.
Photograph from Democratic National Convention / AP / Shutterstock
PHILADELPHIA (The Borowitz Report)—Former President Barack Obama announced on Wednesday night that he had renewed his lease inside 
Donald Trump's head.

Obama, who took up residence in Trump's head during the 2011 White House Correspondents' Association dinner, said that his new lease will 
run until November 3rd of this year.

"I've enjoyed living there for the past nine years," Obama said. "It's really the only Trump property I'd ever consider staying in."

He confirmed reports that, as of Monday night, his wife, Michelle Obama, had also taken up residence in Trump's head.

"Fortunately, there's plenty of room for both of us," he said.

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