Maybe you have had this one before, but it is worth a second shot:
Plane with 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope, & a 10-year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Trump says: "I need one. I am the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the world" – takes one & jumps. Boris says "I am needed to sort out Britain" – takes one & jumps. The Pope says "I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church" – takes one & jumps. Angela says to the 10-year old: "You can have the last one. I've lived my life & yours is just starting". The 10-year old replied "Don't worry; there are 2 left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
- Kris Kristofferson
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