To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegal's) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.
Be sure to send this notice to your relatives and friends, so they will know what happened to you.
I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me; I'll see you on the bus.