Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Trumps Lyrics to a Marvelous Patriotic Song

Someone went to great length using some edge of technology that we are not familiar with to decode and decrypt Trumps revised lyrics to a song he tried to sing over the weekend.

Because the Precedent (sic) apparently cannot bother to learn the lyrics to "God Bless America," I have taken the liberty of rewriting them for him. Warning: this is rated R (but then again, so is he). Christopher O'RileyJeffrey Tarlo

God bless the Playmate
Lady I love
Go inside her 
Then chide her
Through the night with the (video) light from above
From the fountains
Of Las Vegas
To the oceans
Full of trash
God bless the Playmate
Whom I offer cash
From the mountains 
Of her implants
To the bedsheets 
White with blow
God bless the Playmate
My ho, sweet ho

Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
- Adlai Stevenson

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