Thursday, September 29, 2016

Andy Borowitz

The New Yorker
COURTESY MSNBC

BOROWITZ REPORT
GARY JOHNSON SAYS HIS FAVORITE FOREIGN LEADER IS OBI-WAN KENOBI
By Andy Borowitz , 11:12 A.M.


DURHAM, N.H. (The Borowitz Report)—Asked at a town-hall meeting on Wednesday to name his favorite foreign leader, the Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson seemed stumped at first before finally responding, "Obi-Wan Kenobi."

The host of the town hall, MSNBC's Chris Matthews, initially appeared taken aback by Johnson's answer, but the former New Mexico governor went on to defend it vigorously.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Jedi Master, Chris," Johnson said. "More than anyone else, he taught me that the Force is already strong with me."

"We're on the same page about this, aren't we, Bill?" he asked his running mate, the former Massachusetts Governor William Weld, who smiled weakly and shifted awkwardly in his chair.

As the town-hall audience murmured nervously, Matthews reframed the question for Johnson. "What I meant was, Governor, could you name your favorite world leader on this planet?" he asked.

Again, Johnson seemed perplexed, before eventually replying, "Frodo."

The Libertarian Party announced on Thursday that Johnson would participate in no additional town halls.


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