BEN CARSON CONFIDENT THAT TRUMP WILL CHOOSE HIM AS V.P.
By Andy Borowitz
, 07:02 A.M.
WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—The retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson told reporters on Saturday that he is "extremely confident" that Donald Trump will choose him to be his Vice-Presidential running mate.
"I'm not a betting man, but I would bet a million dollars it's going to be me," he told reporters at his residence, in West Palm Beach. "There are times in life when you're just positive about something, and this is one of those times."
Carson did not indicate how he had determined that he would be Trump's pick. "Let's just call it a strong feeling I have," he said. "I don't want to say anything now that might jinx it."
As he awaits the all-important call from Trump, Carson said that he and the billionaire would be a "dream team" for the Republican Party in 2016.
"Donald is great at going out and getting people excited, and I'm more grounded and in touch with reality," he said. "Together, we will be unstoppable."
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