Andy Borowitz

McCain Rips Obama's Failure to Bomb Stonehenge

BY ANDY BOROWITZ

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.) blasted President Obama on Saturday for failing to bomb Stonehenge while in the United Kingdom for the NATO summit.

"This is a time when it's important to send our enemies the message that the United States is strong," McCain told Fox News. "I can think of no better way to do that than by blowing Stonehenge off the map."

McCain said that he was "astounded" by Obama's reluctance to order airstrikes on the ancient monument. "He had a clean shot at Stonehenge, and he blinked," he said.

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