Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Andy Borowitz


The Borowitz Report

APRIL 29, 2014

DONALD STERLING APOLOGIZES

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LOS ANGELES (The Borowitz Report)—The Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling offered a "total and remorseful" apology for his racist comments today, telling reporters, "Once I saw that Donald Trump was defending me, I knew I had done something horribly wrong."

Sterling acknowledged that he had turned a blind eye to a mountain of criticism from basketball luminaries and national leaders, but said that seeing Trump defend him on Fox News on Monday had left him "shaken."

"Look, I know I'm not perfect," he said. "But when Donald Trump takes your side, you have to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, 'Have I become some kind of monster?'"







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