Fwd: Truly Shocking

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From: Borowitz Report <NewYorker@newsletter.newyorker.com>
Date: Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 2:28 PM
Subject: Truly Shocking
To: juanma2t@gmail.com

	Snowden Drops Four New Songs at SXSW AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report) — N.S.A. leaker Edward Snowden surprised a standing-room-only crowd at this year’s SXSW by performing an impromptu set of four songs from his new CD, which was released online today. Read more at newyorker.com Advertisement The Borowitz Report Ukraine Situation Further Confused After Appearance by John Travolta by Andy Borowitz Shouts & Murmurs The Heterosexual Agenda by Teddy Wayne The Cartoon Bureau The “Aha!” Moment by Robert Mankoff SIGN INTO YOUR ACCOUNT | UNSUBSCRIBE TO THIS NEWSLETTER This newsletter is a service of newyorker.com. To ensure delivery of this newsletter to your inbox, please add NewYorker@newsletter.newyorker.com to your e-mail address book. Copyright © 2014 Condé Nast Digital. All rights reserved. Please read our Privacy Policy. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement.

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