The Marvels of Public Transit

Thoughts on Driving under the influence

 

As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home in recent months.  Well, I for one have done something about it. The other night I was out for a dinner and a few drinks with some friends.  So, after having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home.  I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before.

 

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Juan Matute

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